- chords and LYRICS
(Demo is in Bb major)
I
The elves spiked the eggnog
The reindeer all got stoned
Santa can hardly stand up straight
He can’t find his way home
IV
Oh there’s so much to do
I
With Christmas getting near
V
I hate to be the one to break it to you
IV I
But Santa aint gonna make it this year
The sleigh still needs a lot work
The toys are just half made
Rudolph’s cheeks are as red as his nose
Prancer’s trying to get laid
Maybe Mrs Clause can step it up
Maybe Mrs Clause can spread the cheer
I see spirits floating in Santa’s cup
I don’t think Santa’s gonna make it this year
(Solo)
So decorate the tree with lights
Put out your cookies and milk
But Santa likes his drinks that bite
And he’ll drink more than his fill
Oh man, there’s so much to do
With Christmas getting near
I hate to be the one to break it to you
But Santa aint gonna make it this year
So hang your sock by the chimney
And be sure to do it with care
I pray you don’t see what it is I see
Because Santa’s form is rare
Oh man, there’s so much to do
With Christmas getting near
I hate to be the one to break it to you
But Santa aint gonna make it this year
I hate to be the one to break it to you
But Santa aint gonna make it this year